Film Name: 潮性办公室 / Micro Sex Office
It’s a bit lowbrow, but it’s still entertaining enough. The opening scene effectively captures the Monday morning commute blues. Right off the bat, the male and female leads make fools of themselves on the bus due to their fantasies. The male lead has an embarrassing secret: whenever he thinks about sexual things, he involuntarily gets aroused. The female lead craves a strong man to take her, often getting turned on by her fantasies wherever she is. A new girl has just joined the company, appearing calm and cute on the surface. Their boss is a harsh man whose sex life with his wife mirrors the protagonist’s own fantasy at the film’s start—routine, obligatory, and utterly unfulfilling. Perhaps this is the reality of middle age. There’s also a cleaning lady at the company who watched the boss grow up, often calling him by his childhood nickname “Bin Zhou Zai,” which greatly troubles him. She used her wages for breast augmentation but, lacking funds, only got one side done. That’s the gist of the main characters. The story revolves around their company being acquired, forcing them to join a new firm where they face a monumental challenge they strive to overcome.
The story begins with their situation at the old company (Honghua Oil Company). On their first day back to work on Monday, both the male and female leads arrive late after stalling. They argue incessantly—the female lead feels the male lead harasses her daily, while he confides his secret struggle to the boss. The boss promises discretion but immediately tells the female lead. One day, a debt collector arrives. The boss, terrified, hides. The new girl, though seemingly innocent and cute, loses her cool at the sight of a cockroach, scaring off the debt collector. One day brings joy to the female lead when a strong delivery man arrives with water. She freely expresses her attraction to him. However, good times don’t last. Due to poor prospects, the company is acquired by a mainland firm, which sends a cold-hearted man to deliver the news.
Soon, the group reported to the new company. The new leadership primarily consisted of the following individuals: a passionate woman who enjoyed sadomasochistic games, a bespectacled woman devoted to religious rituals and same-sex relationships, a cool-headed older sister who loved photography, and the previously mentioned cold-hearted guy. These were the main characters who would be connected to the subsequent plot. The rest were minor characters, easily overlooked. Upon their arrival, several employees were testing a new product—vibrating underwear. The female lead discreetly stashed one in her bosom. During a meeting, an employee, unable to locate the vibrating underwear, accidentally activated it and cranked it to maximum intensity. The female lead was overwhelmed by the vibrations, while the male lead beside her experienced persistent arousal. The scene became incredibly awkward. In the end, the female lead, who had turned it up to maximum, endured it—truly experiencing ecstasy bordering on agony. The aloof boss announced during the company meeting that they needed a new project, which would be assigned to them. Their salaries would double, but one person would have to be fired. During the project, whoever performed poorly would be immediately let go.
The aloof boss demanded they attend the company party, and the group showed up as promised. At the event, dressed in sexy swimwear, they were tasked with applying oil to customers. After the party ended, the middle-aged woman and two other new hires were called up for an award ceremony. Officially, it was an award presentation, but in reality, it was because the three of them hadn’t done anything at the party. The company had no use for useless people, so they were fired. The middle-aged woman received two extra months’ salary, but from then on, she was out of a job. Still, as the boss consoled her, at least she had money for breast implants. The remaining staff refused to accept their fate passively. They secretly plotted countermeasures at the bar, deciding to exploit the weaknesses of their superiors: Passion Sister enjoyed BDSM, Glasses Sister was terrified of ghosts and spirits, Cool Girl loved photography, and Cold Guy suffered from claustrophobia.
They targeted Passion Girl first. The male lead planned to disguise himself as a robber and ambush her in the underground garage, using BDSM to subdue her. But just as he finished his disguise and prepared to act, he saw Passion Girl passionately entangled with another “robber.” When he charged in, she accused them of ruining her fun—turns out she was an expert in this very game all along. Plan failed. Next, they targeted Glasses Sister. Since she supposedly feared ghosts, they conjured a fake apparition during a nighttime meeting. But Glasses Sister wasn’t scared—she craved possession. Seeing the ghost only heightened her excitement and arousal. Left with no choice, the female lead pretended to be Glasses Sister’s ghostly mother, urging her to find a partner. Glasses Sister declared her attraction to women, demanding the new girl become her lover. Plan failed again. Next came the cold-hearted girl. The boss bribed a photographer at an exhibition to skip his shift, planning to substitute himself. But the guy turned out to be a nude model, not a photographer. The boss ended up standing naked in front of students, pointing and drawing—plan failed. Then came the plan for Cold Guy. In the elevator, they made it stop. Cold Guy, suffering a claustrophobia attack, told the female lead to crouch down. She thought he wanted to play some perverted game, but he actually intended to run across her back to escape. Suddenly, a rat darted out from above, startling her. Cold Guy was knocked off balance and fell. The heroine stomped on both the rat and Cold Guy’s face. He was badly injured, and the plan failed again.
Thus, with no other option, they had to follow their superiors’ orders and complete the assigned mission: seize the Essential Oil King’s formula. They approached him to negotiate a purchase, but he refused. When they tried to force the issue, he beat them up, even rolling them into a ball and tumbling them down a slope. The protagonist’s face was pressed against a butt. Unaware whose rear end it was, he even had someone scald it—imagine the excruciating pain. Their first attempt ended in failure. Changing tactics, they reasoned that if they couldn’t get it directly, they could mix their own formula. only to discover their concoction was utterly useless. Left with no choice, they resorted to theft. Under cover of darkness, they infiltrated the Essential Oil King’s residence, only to find him abusing his own elderly father. The old man, tormented by the abuse, sold the formula at a bargain price to the female lead and a new girl waiting outside. The male lead and his boss burst into the room, catching the Essential Oil King flirting with a woman. To avoid detection, the two stood naked beside them. The male lead experienced occasional erections. Finally, they seized an opportunity to escape. With the formula in hand, they immediately sought test subjects through connections. Little did they know this was a trap set by the Essential Oil King and his father—a scheme orchestrated to humiliate them. Not only did the concoction fail to work, it caused the tester’s penis to catch fire. Suspecting a flaw in the formula, they went to the female lead’s parents’ home to gather herbs. The female lead’s parents made certain improvements to the formula. The group then approached another acquaintance, asking him to find someone to test it. This man brought his father, who had suffered from erectile dysfunction for years. After the test, the father became as lively as a young bull—the formula was a resounding success. The Essential Oil King and his father refused to accept defeat. They brought an aphrodisiac smoke to disrupt the celebratory gathering. Under the smoke’s influence, most attendees became tender and affectionate. The male and female leads realized they were each other’s true love. The boss, under the smoke’s influence, tried to seduce the cold-hearted woman. When he sobered up, he discovered he’d been tricked by the Essential Oil King. Just then, the boss finally woke up—it had all been a dream. In that dream, the new girl was actually his boss. The film freezes on the girl telling the boss to go to the office for a meeting, while inside the office, the girl is embracing another man.
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